here is a list of 45 things i want in my soul mate/lover!please don't throw your head back and laugh and mutter ''dumb cow'' under your breath at the end of it
- Big feet
- Over 6 feet tall
- Has to go on official trips often so I get the house to myself
- Cooks well
- Fucks well
- Drives well
- Likes to support my hobby of stamp collection, in my passport.
- Likes the house to himself occasionally, hence encourages girl’s night outs
- Is not ashamed to throw his arms around me in public.
- Loves the beach
- Loves to trek
- Stays awake just to watch me breathing coz he don’t wanna miss a thing
- Has a Good libido
- loves French windows
- uses coasters
- Owns a tuxedo that hasn’t been worn more than once.
- Does not munch while watching a movie. especially pop corn
- Doesn’t need to ask for any kind of directions. Period.
- Knows the difference between lager, stout and beer.
- Knows to load and fire off a .357 caliber magnum military use revolver
- Probably owns one.
- Knows to use cutlery well.
- Smokes a cigarette intermittently.
- Likes arm candy at every social event he goes to {read: me}
- Has nieces and nephews who adore him
- Likes bath salts and me in a bath tub.
- likes my cooking
- Knows that I am fat, love food but it doesn’t bother him and he laughs it off.
- holds me when I want to read a book in bed
- hates hip-hop, RNB, trance and house
- Does not own a pink striped shirt.
- owns a gramophone and has a few vinyl records
- has been there and done that
- likes company in the shower [read :me]
- does not chomp
- needs a cylindrical correction for his eyes
- Likes purples reds beige and creams for home decor.
- Likes my writing.
- Does not like to split headphones plugged into an iPod.
- watches me fix him pancakes and strawberry syrup on a Sunday morning
- Licks it off my face when I eat clumsily. on purpose
- Is not a little girl deep within
- Capable of giving icy glares.
- wears aviators on a sunny day
- jogs alone, lets me jog alone
