45 things i want in my lover-wishful thinking list!

here is a list of 45 things i want in my soul mate/lover!please don't throw your head back and laugh and mutter ''dumb cow'' under your breath at the end of it

1. Big feet
2. Over 6 feet tall
3. Has to go on official trips often so I get the house to myself
4. Cooks well
5. Fucks well
6. Drives well
7. Likes to support my hobby of stamp collection, in my passport.
8. Likes the house to himself occasionally, hence encourages girl’s night outs
9. Is not ashamed to throw his arms around me in public.
10. Loves the beach
11. Loves to trek
12. Stays awake just to watch me breathing coz he don’t wanna miss a thing
13. Has a Good libido
14. loves French windows
15. uses coasters
16. Owns a tuxedo that hasn’t been worn more than once.
17. Does not munch while watching a movie. especially pop corn
18. Doesn’t need to ask for any kind of directions. Period.
19. Knows the difference between lager, stout and beer.
20. Knows to load and fire off a .357 caliber magnum military use revolver
21. Probably owns one.
22. Knows to use cutlery well.
23. Smokes a cigarette intermittently.
24. Likes arm candy at every social event he goes to {read: me}
25. Has nieces and nephews who adore him
26. Likes bath salts and me in a bath tub.
27. likes my cooking
28. Knows that I am fat, love food but it doesn’t bother him and he laughs it off.
29. holds me when I want to read a book in bed
30. hates hip-hop, RNB, trance and house
31. Does not own a pink striped shirt.
32. owns a gramophone and has a few vinyl records
33. has been there and done that
34. likes company in the shower [read :me]
35. does not chomp
36. needs a cylindrical correction for his eyes
37. Likes purples reds beige and creams for home decor.
38. Likes my writing.
39. Does not like to split headphones plugged into an iPod.
40. watches me fix him pancakes and strawberry syrup on a Sunday morning
41. Licks it off my face when I eat clumsily. on purpose
42. Is not a little girl deep within
43. Capable of giving icy glares.
44. wears aviators on a sunny day
45. jogs alone, lets me jog alone