Of coveralls,lube oil,spanners,pink nail paint,purple shoes and a mauve bra

I am lost in a strange concotion of spanners,lube oil,coveralls,pink nail paint,purple shoes,mauve bra,red higlights and cream scarves in a city were my hair doesn't frizz out and my jacket never comes off[except when i've downed too many jimbeams,jackcokes,sauvignons,sparkiles or any consummable R-OH]!!
nope i am not a truck mechanic[like a few say]neither am a child-slut in coveralls like one other says[i am allowed to have carnal needs since i have all d hormonal glands intact]..am just a labrat,a lab geologist who is sucking mother earth's bosom dry of oil and lubricates the rest of the world..well asia pacific atleast!
Its strange how when i leave from home,i have my kohl and earrings intacts..by the morning tea break i transform into this horrendous nicotine addict kicking the boys with her size 6 indian stell cap shoes!
When i get home,i douse my mushrooms n white wine,marinated my chicken in beer mustard and then eat in silent gluttony!
well,i enjoy being lost like this..after all it is my bread,butter,.............jam,ham,cheese,baco,coffee,cigarttes and vodka aye???